Pin the bullet on the donkey

Fact: Shooting someone with a BB gun at work constitutes an immediate fire.
Fact: Whomever brings in a gun to work to show it off is STUPID!!

Opinion: BB guns are not toys and shouldn't be sold in Walmart and Toys R Us.
Opinion: Owning a gun doesn't always keep you safe. If you haven't been through proper training on how to use a gun, you might harm yourself, family or anyone that comes in your path.

Moral of this blog: Guns are not to be used for fun.

What the hell...

California drivers are INSANE!!!
We almost got hit twice in the course of 5 minutes. My god!!!
And why are these drivers so insane? Well, I'm going to blame it on selfishness and cell phones. I'm really getting sick of selfish people! I give out the evil eye frequently.

Myke and I had fun with Ronda and Mike and their family this weekend. This is the first Rosh in awhile that I've been away from my grandparents and/or parents. It felt weird!

Oh, I'm still terribly afraid of snakes! I will make Myke check twice for snakes tonight!

I have crossed the fine, white line!

It's official: I am now a Trainer 1 (don't ask me what the one really means though).

I'd like to thank all the "little" people who helped me get here:
1. Thanks Mom and Dad! Without your encouragement and love, I'd probably be a professional "cupcake."
2. I love you, Lnose. Thanks to you I've been free of snakes under my bed for 6 years!
3. To the Nana and Papas in my life: You are one in a million and I'm so glad I have you in my life!
4. To the man who picks his nose all the time: Your run on sentences make me smile!
5. My final shout out goes to all the "stars" in my life. Your lights continue to shine for me miles and miles away! I miss you!

And that's it from the peanut gallery...

crazy dance moves

Today, I performed my numerous dance moves for a coworker. I showed her the lawnmower, "going grocery shopping", the sprinkler and the carwash (all very popular if your name starts with an A and ends with an N...you know who you are).
Conclusion: My friend was very impressed with my many talents.

Games like "Scene It" and "Apples to Apples" were made for me. They are short and sweet but intereactive. If I could only find more people that love it as much as I do. Maybe I should take out an add in the LA Times? Hmm...

This weekends means family, movies/games with friends and fondue with Ali G/Borat/Bruno.

Oh, and many phone calls to Canada!

Chunky Chicken Salad

I love John Stewart and Stephen Colbert. They are so smart and insightful. How did we ever manage without them?

Here's another question: What does the "W" stand for in George W. Bush? Anyone know? Maybe it stands for winner? Or maybe it stands for wasp? That is fitting too.
Hmm...makes you think!

I hate Two and a Half Men...it sucks!!!

Home of the Cupcake

I stumbled across this amazing cupcake shop while in LA today. Unfortunately, I didn't get the chance to visit due to the incredibly long line to get in. The good part, though, is that they have a location open near Irvine! There is a God (kidding)!

I had a great day with Malinda and Myke in LA. I can't wait to go again.

Lions and Tigers and Bears...OH MY!

San Diego is a fun city!! I'd definitely relocate to San Diego! The people seem more liberal and it seems like more of a happening place than OC.
While we were in San Diego, we went to the zoo. It was bloody hot there (try 103 degrees)!! We went for a ride on the tram and got to see most of the animals at the zoo. It was a fun experience. I might do it again if it was 60 degrees outside. :) Myke and I also headed out to the Gaslamp Quarter/District. It was a fun and happening street.

Oh, and I recycled today!