The best of "W" (pronounced dubya)

"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."

"Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgot the name of the program -- but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes."
"I said I was looking for a book to read, Laura said you ought to try Camus. I also read three Shakespeares. ... I've got a eck-a-lec-tic reading list."

"See, the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this s**t, and it's over."

"We shouldn't fear a world that is more interacted."

I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?"

"I'll be glad to talk about ranching, but I haven't seen the movie. I've heard about it. I hope you go -- you know -- I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I'm about to say."

"Wow! Brazil is big."

"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me."

"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection -- an election in Iraq at this point in history?"

"Too many OB-Gyn's aren't able to practice their profession with women all across the country"